1) Hair product- how much is too much? Go easy boys. The wet look is out. Has been for the past decade. Crispy is no good either.
2) Love your old pair of loafers with animals.. insects and/or birds on them? Unless you're a vet or a very active member of the SPCA.. Ditch.
3) Colours are good. Let's not go crazy though. Rule of thumb any colour that is more than a colour.. Like a fruit or a flower maybe? Can and should be avoided. Peach.. Apricot.. Atomic tangerine.. Lavender.. Bubble gum.. Coral.. Raspberry.. Lilac.. Plum.. Pistachio.. Get my drift?
4) Boys its time to ditch the backpacks. I know its hard.. With those padded shoulder straps and perfect laptop storage.. With little peek a boo's on the bottom for your headphone cables.. But style over comfort on this one if you want to be taken seriously. Seriously.
5) The Justin Beiber haircut is for Justin Beiber.
6) Grey is the new black.. And for the record pink never was and never will be.
7) There are many ways to work facial hair -A beard.. A rugged stubble.. A mustache.. All very sexy. Keep a trimmer handy. Look sharp. (Nostril strays are no good)
8) Skinny jeans are for girls.
9) No one wants to see homer every time you bend over.. or get up.. Or walk even!
10) You can't go wrong with a white linen shirt. Just don't leave the first 8 buttons unbuttoned.
Sartorial advice from someone who's caricature wears Speedos and who thinks men in mustaches are sexy!!!!! Hahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteThe mask is slipping Sammyboy. You sound more like a 40-year-old maxi wearing aunty (and not those posh sort) with a goatee...
P.S. Who is this Beiber you speak of? Your daughter is over Hannah Montana then?
Hello Mr.......,
ReplyDeleteCome back when your voice cracks and you can sorta grow a stubble.. or a mustache if you're lucky.
Till then go play with yourself and/or your wii(-wee).
Look closely there is no mask. Slipping is out of the question.
Im too sexy for you mein tere haath na aani.
Ps: Beiber's your daddy little boy.
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