With claims of the world and civilization as we know it ending in little over a year a bucket list is in order. Even if it doesn't.. I hear Mercury will be in retrograde for the better half of the next century. What does that mean?!? I don't know either. But I sensed from the tone that it was something bad. Evil bad. So there.. A bucket list for us. A bucket list for Sam.
1) Karaoke. Wait.. There's a catch. You’re only allowed 1 red bull/virgin pina colada/that pink drink. Sobriety truly is for the brave. This will definitely make a man out of you.
2) Sell the old Haveli your grandma left you (It’s probably haunted anyway) and get yourself a set of sexy wheels. 2.. 4..18 the more wheels the better. You decide.
3) Backpack throughEurope .
4) Go Skydiving.
5) Own a Swiss knife and learn how to use it. All of it. Not just the bottle opener.
6) Scale a mountain.
7) Master at least one martial art.
8) Eat something alive.
9) Get off face book. And stay off.
10) Make a beautiful woman fall madly in love with you.
11) Fall in love. For real.
12) Have a 3 way.
1) Karaoke. Wait.. There's a catch. You’re only allowed 1 red bull/virgin pina colada/that pink drink. Sobriety truly is for the brave. This will definitely make a man out of you.
2) Sell the old Haveli your grandma left you (It’s probably haunted anyway) and get yourself a set of sexy wheels. 2.. 4..18 the more wheels the better. You decide.
3) Backpack through
4) Go Skydiving.
5) Own a Swiss knife and learn how to use it. All of it. Not just the bottle opener.
6) Scale a mountain.
7) Master at least one martial art.
8) Eat something alive.
9) Get off face book. And stay off.
10) Make a beautiful woman fall madly in love with you.
11) Fall in love. For real.
12) Have a 3 way.
13) Have a 4 way.
14) Own at least 1 well tailored suit.
15) Go a week without any product in your hair.
16) Go bald.
17) Learn to cook a good meal. Eggs and pasta don't count.
18) Get inked.
19) Stop lying.
20) Learn a foreign language.
21) Learn to play the drums.
22) Get a pedicure.
23) GPS. Go figure.
24) Grow a full beard.
25) Donate to a charity.
26) Date a super model.
27) Spend a dirty weekend with her.
28) Join the mile high club.
29) Live in concert - your all time favorite band/musician.
30) Get a six pack.
31) Go to Vegas!
32) Re-connect with your parents.
33) Drive a Lamborghini so fast the engine blows up.
33) Break the Bro-code. Guilt free. What the hey..The world’s ending soon right?
Dude u r like a love guru of this century ...
ReplyDeleteI loved the bucket list . . . .Thanx for seeding ideas.
i feel your blog should be named cometosam . . .:)
Keep it going . . . see you tom
loved it!
ReplyDeleteJust what you need to get rid of Monday Blues.......
ReplyDeleteWhistle whistle......
break the bro-code??? why!!!
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